I must've accidentally wandered into the "ethnic" section of the grocery store. This bag caught my eye, so I decided to give it a whirl. This is how the experience went:
1. First chip - "Hey, they brought back Rollitos. Awesome!"
2. Second chip - "Nice flavor! I can really taste the citrus under the chile flavor."
3. Third chip - "OH [poop]!!!! THESE ARE SO HOT!!!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!! GIVE ME A GLASS OF MILK OR I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!!!!"
Seriously, if you've read my previous posts, you know I like spicy. But this was ridiculously hot. Absurdly hot. I wound up dipping them in a container of sour cream to cool them off a bit. That made them tolerable enough to finish the bag.
Besides exceeding my pain threshold, the only other big complaint I had was the food coloring. The brick colored chile powder was so thick and red, my fingernails were stained for over a week afterward. And it ruined the sour cream too.
(not my actual fingers)
(Those aren't your fingers?)
ReplyDeleteI'm relieved to have the Devil's chips out of the house.