My Top 5: Favorite Current NBA Players' Names

Just on the off chance that anyone actually reads this, I just want to make it clear that I am not making fun of anybody here.  As a writer, sometimes I just enjoy the way certain words and syllables sound together.  To me, these names are like little tone poems, sometimes pleasing, sometimes intriguing, sometimes challenging... And I like basketball.  Tote.

So, here is my top 5 names of current NBA players:

#5) Marcin Gortat

(Bonus: He also has the best nickname - The Polish Hammer!)

#4) Von Wafer

#3) Luol Deng

(When he dunks on you, you say, "Deng it!")

#2) Thabo Sefolosha

And the number one pick goes to....

#1) Serge Ibaka