Sunday, February 26, 2012

A Cautionary Tale: Jack-6






Once upon a time, there was a young brother and sister whose parents purchased the game Tekken 6 for their PS3.  They fancied themselves quite skillful fighters.  At the height of their conceit, they foolishly challenged their uncle French Ghost to a match, even having the audacity to promise to "go easy" on him.

"Before we begin," their uncle warned, "I have to ask you a very serious question.  Can you handle Jack-6?"

"Of course we can!" was the cheerful reply. 

Alas.  As it turns out, they, in fact, could not handle the brutal onslaught of Jack-6.  Uncle French Ghost pummeled them without mercy.  Again, and again, and again.  And when the children's father intervened, he too was the recipient of a heaping serving of "beat-down."

Eventually, I left the house undefeated, and the children breathed a sigh of relief.

I got skillz.

1 comment:

  1. They need to call you Uncle Whoop Ass until they get better skillz.

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